Welcome to the Parnassus on Wheels border crossing. In order for you to visit the Greater Delphic Commune of Mt Parnassus and Helicon we will need to collect a certain amount of information from you at this check point.
Please don’t be discouraged by the seeming bureaucracy of it all: it’s no worse than filling out the forms that normally go with your passport to enter any State of being.
We know you’re healthy – our chicken bones rarely lie – so a medical check is not required. If it were otherwise we’d send you packing post-haste to Epidaurus in the Argolid for treatment. We know you are in your right mind as well, aren’t you? No sins against the Gods or Man? Nothing to declare that may result in punishment have we?
Moving right along, please fill out the questions as best you’re able and hit the button to send the answers off to us as soon as possible. In return, we will send an e-mail to your nominated address confirming entry to Delphi and its environs. All you have to do is confirm our post and then you’ll be right to log in and start exploring your guests rights and privileges on Parnassus
May the Gods smile upon you and the Muses always cherish you — these messages are written on the finest goatskin and papyrus scrolls and have been published under licence by Scribe’s Guild for the GDCPH Polis Foreigners’ Office and the South Gate Keepers @ ParnassusOnWheels. As always, we exhort Patrons to remember that the Oracle is their Prophetess too. Prices for offerings may vary and special terms and conditions can apply.
